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Daily Gut: Daddy Got Us a Pony

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by Greg Gutfield posted on the DailyGut.com


So what did we learn this weekend? That the health care reform bill is such a big idea that it doesn’t matter what’s in it. It’s such a big idea, in fact, that that’s all those dopes voted for – the idea. Because they really don’t know what’s in the bill anyway. They couldn’t have – it’s 2,700 pages. This was, essentially, a “yes” vote on Shangri-la.



The argument was never about health care. It was about whether America can survive when strapped with another massive entitlement program, one in which we’ve been deceived about cost. Essentially Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama (Obamalosi, for short) looked at our crumbling economy, weighed down by three massive entitlement programs (Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid), and thought: let’s have a fourth. Let’s go all in on unfunded entitlements.


The worst part? The lies. Seriously: How can anyone say this is going to save money?


I wanna show you a graph from Nick Gillespie’s great piece at Reason.com.


Check out the estimated cost of Medicare. 12 billion. Now check out its actual cost. 110 billion. They were only off by 900 percent.


Welcome to Greece, people. Jump in, the water’s warm.


Let’s look at all arguments for health care. First they tried to sell the thing on moral grounds. Didn’t work. Then on efficiency grounds. Still didn’t work. Then they switched to saving money. Thirty million new people to insure, and somehow they convinced themselves it’ll save us money! Using the same logic, we should insure Canada too! We’d really be saving cash then!


Look – universal health care is a beautiful idea. But so is getting a pony for your fifth birthday.


When daddy argues with little Susie over that pony, she doesn’t care about how they’re going to afford the pony. She doesn’t care if they have to mortgage the house to pay for the pony. She just wants that pony.


But see, daddy is supposed to know that. And daddy isn’t supposed to actually buy the pony! And, most of all, he isn’t supposed to tell everyone in earshot that it’s cheaper having that pony – than having a car.


But he just did. And the media, and the Dems – fell in line like a classroom of five year old girls.


They didn’t just buy the pony. They just bought the whole damn farm.

from The Hollywood Reporter

Marvel Studios has zeroed in on Hugo Weaving to play the villainous Red Skull in “Captain America.”


Joe Johnston is directing the movie, which remains in search of the actor to play Steve Rogers, Captain America’s alter ego.



In the Marvel comics, Red Skull has been Captain America’s archenemy since 1941, when he engaged in espionage and sabotage as Hitler’s right-hand man. In his final battle with the superhero, he was buried under the rubble of a bombed building but — as would occur later with Captain America — fell into a state of suspended animation. Both were revived in modern times.

The character was the villain in the low-budget 1990 “Captain America” movie.

The dealmaking with Weaving is in a delicate stage that will play out in the next day or so. Agencies grouse that Marvel plays hardball in the negotiating process and also demands multi-movie commitments, though the latter usually applies to actors playing its heroes.

If a deal happens, it would reunite the actor with Johnston, with whom he worked in the recent horror thriller “The Wolfman.” The CAA-repped Weaving already is known to genre fans as bad guy Agent Smith of the “Matrix” movies and elf ruler Elrond of the “Lord of the Rings” trilogy.

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There are two responses possible for this:


#1 Brady has had his lights turned out one too many times
or
#2 We see who wears the pants around the Brady household



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CARTOON OF THE WEEK

Posted by Anonymous On 8:51 PM 0 comments

by Nate Beeler





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ROTHLISBERGER IN A BIT OF A PICKLE

Posted by Anonymous On 7:23 PM 0 comments

by Anthony Barnes


Ben Rothlisberger can't seem to stay away from the night club scene and trouble. Last Tuesday Rothlisberger was accused of sexual assault by student at Georgia College and State University. This took place at the Capital City nightclub where Rothlisberger and some friends were partying along with the alleged victim.


Big Ben has since released a statement saying that the female in question did accompany him to the restroom where they bumped their heads and the female fell to the floor striking her head. No evidence has been presented to the public yet and the investigation is still ongoing. The police have obtained the surveillance footage from the nightclub and are requesting DNA from the Steeler quarterback.


Now I am not going to try this case on this forum we will leave that up to the police and the judicial system to sort the facts out, however Rothlisberger does seem to have quite the pattern emerging with his behaviour, and whether guilty or not presents problems with him and the Steelers.


This is not the first time Rothlisberger has been accused of sexual assault and certainly not the first time he has got out of control at a nightclub. Truth be told I am not a Steeler fan but the franchise is a proud one that expects a level of professionalism out of their players, something that Rothlisberger has not been living up to as of late.


There is no doubt that Big Ben is a good quarterback and has taken his team to the Superbowl twice(now I would say their defense was more of the factor than anything in their Superbowl trips but others would disagree)but one must wonder how long the Rooneys are going to put up with these extra-curricular activities.


Here is my reasoning behind this.


#1- Rothlisberger suffers quite a bit of injuries and concussions. (I would argue this is due to the fact that Big Ben likes to hold onto to the ball way to long)


#2- With the influx of quarterbacks coming out of college and free agency the Rooneys may decide that shopping around for a established quarterback and drafting and crafting a newbie may be better than the bad publicity that the Steelers would be showered with if Rothlisberger keeps up his hijinks.


#3- Rothlisberger doesn't seem to take his status very seriously as one of the premiere QBs in the NFL. He doesn't seem to realize that he is a role model whether he wants to be one or not and whether it is fair or not quarterbacks are held to a higher standard than the any other position on the playing field. If Big Ben continues down this path of public embarassment for the Pittsburgh Steelers I believe the Rooneys will have no choice but to cut their losses and and find another QB.


Now for my full disclosure your esteemed writer is a ardent Baltimore Ravens fan and truth be told we have had our problems with lawlessness on our team as well, however this goes back to the quarterback issue I raised in the previous paragraph and the unfortunate double standard. For my own selfish purposes I would like to see Big Ben still play for the Steelers for the simple reason I like watching the Ravens sack him and the rivalry makes for great games, but if the battered quarterback can't clean up his act then his future in the steel city may not be that solid.

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DAILY GUT: RULES TO AVOID FAILURE

Posted by Anonymous On 7:47 PM 0 comments

by Greg Gutfield
originally posted on TheDailyGut.com

So this week, in Texas, the State Board of Education will be making important decisions about your child’s curriculum.



I say “your child,” because I have no kids – unless you count my ferrets “Captain Sparkles” and “Dangerzone.”


They’re children to me, but alas they don’t read books.

Yet.

Anyway, this 15 member board will be deciding what’s in and what’s out, and then publishers will follow – since Texas, after all, is one of the largest textbook buyers in the world.


Now, I keep hearing rumors about scary changes being made to the books. But, I think, we’re missing the point. It’s not about what’s being replaced in textbooks, but what’s being excluded entirely, from the process.

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I am refering to things kids really need to know, to prevent them from a life of failure.


Here’s a list.


1.If you keep food in your bedroom, you’re probably going to be a shut-in later in life.


2. Getting laid regularly in high school correlates with career failure later in life. Get what you want before you’ve earned it, and the rainbow ends in misery. See Leif Garrett.


3.Geeks inherit the earth, not jocks. See above.


4.Your opinion means little until you pay taxes or fight wars.


5.The views of people you think are really cool – like actors or pop stars – should never be trusted. They live a life independent of consequence.


6. Tattoos and piercings are just modern versions of conformity, and will get you nowhere in life except working the counter at Hot Topic


7. Achievement is more gratifying than fame. Being known for being good at something is better than just being known. Look at any O’Neal.


8. As much as you hate your parents, you’ll end up needing them more than they need you.


9. Unicorns rule, and griffins suck. Get that through your thick skull, and you may end up a raving success.


10. Make your bed.


And if you disagree with me, you’re probably a homophobic racist who wants to ban Christmas.

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by John Nolte
posted on BigHollywood.Breitbart.com


Over the weekend, Time Magazine published a long, glowing profile of Tom Hanks to help promote his upcoming HBO miniseries “The Pacific.” And as with all things entertainment media, the subject is never challenged or even made to shift uncomfortably in his seat. The push to ascend Hanks to “national treasure” status is clearly on.


Hanks does seem to be a genuinely nice man and the work he’s done to bring American history to life on film is impressive, especially during a time when the singling out of America’s exceptionalism is more and more frowned upon in artistic and academic circles. ”From the Earth to the Moon,” “Band of Brothers,” and “John Adams” are not only artistic achievements, but in this MTV-addled culture, might be the best hope of teaching America’s youth about the unique history and greatness of this nation. And I suspect ”The Pacific,” the 10-part miniseries premiering this Sunday on HBO (which Big Hollywood’s Michael Broderick will cover extensively) will be a worthy addition to what came before.




But when it comes to leftist Hollywood, whenever Tinseltown and America meet, you have to brace yourself for it — and by “it” I mean the leftist sucker punch. Throughout, Hanks sounds perfectly reasonable, intelligent and even patriotic for a couple of thousand words. But of course that’s just the lure to get us on his side before we’re walloped with this left cross: [emphasis mine]


[Hanks] doesn’t see the series as simply eye-opening history. He hopes it offers Americans a chance to ponder the sacrifices of our current soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan. “From the outset, we wanted to make people wonder how our troops can re-enter society in the first place,” Hanks says. “How could they just pick up their lives and get on with the rest of us? Back in World War II, we viewed the Japanese as ‘yellow, slant-eyed dogs’ that believed in different gods. They were out to kill us because our way of living was different. We, in turn, wanted to annihilate them because they were different. Does that sound familiar, by any chance, to what’s going on today?”



There’s no such thing as a definitive history. But what was once a passing interest for Hanks has become an obsession. He’s a man on a mission to make our back pages come alive, to keep overhauling the history we know and, in the process, get us to understand not just the past but the choices we make today.



No matter how many times you read this passage the context is clear. By “different” Hanks is clearly referring to race, culture and religion, not ideology.


Really, we wanted to annihilate the Japanese because they were different, because we saw them as “yellow, slant-eyed dogs that believed in different gods?” I thought it was due to the fact that “we viewed them” as barbaric imperialists who had attacked us first and wanted to enslave the world.


But there’s no reason to speculate about America’s motivations during WWII because history has proven Hanks wrong. We had every opportunity to annihilate these “different” people. Instead we chose, at great expense, to rebuild Japan and return the sovereignty of that nation over to the “yellow, slant-eyed dogs who believed in different gods.” Or, as most people prefer to call them: our newly liberated allies.


And to answer Hanks’s question: No — annihilating people who are different sounds NOTHING like what’s going on today.


This country spends billions and billions of dollars on weapons designed to target the enemy and save the lives of people who are “different” — those who are not our enemy but still manage to look different, speak languages we don’t and worship in ways unfamiliar to us. The irony is that as Hanks spoke those slanderous words, the American Military remains in the middle of two conflicts that have cost us thousands of precious lives and hundreds of billions of dollars all towards the noble goal of liberating 50 million “different” people in Iraq and Afghanistan. And we all know that had we practiced a more selfish and barbaric form of war the enemy would’ve been destroyed faster, American lives would’ve been saved, and the financial cost would not have been nearly as high.


But that’s not who we are.


Whether they’re “yellow, slanty-eyed dogs that worship different gods” or the people of the Middle East who share the same language and religion as those pledged to murder us, America selflessly protects the innocent who are “different” and as humanely as possible seeks to “annihilate” only those — even if they’re not “different” (like, say, Germans and Italians) – who practice an ideology that actually does believe in annihilating those who are different.


You almost get the sense that Hanks suddenly felt uncomfortable talking about America so extensively without throwing a bone to his MSNBC fanbase. Or maybe he misspoke, or maybe he really does believe it. Douglas Brinkley, the man who wrote the Time profile, sure found those words important. Important enough that the excerpt above is what closes the piece – the thought Brinkley chose to leave us with.

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TRAILER: IRON MAN 2

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Opening on May 7

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MLB: A BIRDS EYE VIEW OF THE FUTURE

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By Tim Kurkjian

ESPN The Magazine



SARASOTA, Fla. -- The last time we saw the good Orioles, the team with the once-rich heritage and proud tradition, was 1997, when they won 98 games. They have since taken a unique slide: They are the only team in history to follow a 98-win season with 12 consecutive seasons under .500, capped last year by a 64-win disappointment that included 13 straight losses in September.


The Orioles will not be approaching 98 wins this year, and they will not be going to the playoffs in the brutal American League East, but this could be the season when significant progress will be seen. They finished last season with four straight wins in October, and even though they have a crushing early schedule (first 16 days without an off day; 28 of first 35 games against teams with a winning record in '09), this might be the year they push .500.

"We are improved," said Orioles manager Dave Trembley. "It is time for us to step up. It is time for us to turn the corner."

Kevin Millwood, acquired from the Rangers in December for Chris Ray, a player to be named and cash, held batters to a .257 average last season.The optimism comes in two forms. First, the Orioles upgraded four different positions with one trade and three signings. Kevin Millwood, who was 13-10 with a 3.67 ERA last year, was acquired from Texas to provide a more veteran presence at the top of a rotation that included eight pitchers who made their major league debuts last season. The Orioles in 2009 posted the highest ERA (5.15) in the league, and the third highest in club history. Mike Gonzalez was signed as a free agent to be the closer, replacing Jim Johnson, a hard-throwing sinkerballer who will return to the role in which he is best suited: pitching the eighth inning.

"In this division," said Orioles second baseman Brian Roberts, "you better hold leads in the eighth or ninth innings. If you don't, you're in big trouble."

Miguel Tejada returned to Baltimore on a one-year contract to play third base after playing the first 13 years of his career at shortstop. Tejada may labor at times defensively, as do many shortstops that move to third, but he is buying time until Josh Bell, a big, switching-hitting third baseman, is ready, probably by Opening Day 2011. Garrett Atkins was signed to play first base; he is buying time until Brandon Snyder is ready to play every day (likely early next year). Millwood, Gonzalez, Tejada and Atkins join several proven veterans, led by Roberts, right fielder Nick Markakis and right-handed starter Jeremy Guthrie.

"We're excited about the changes," Roberts said. "We brought in players who are a little older, but still in the prime of their career. In this division, you better have guys who know what they're doing."

But the biggest reason for optimism with the Orioles comes from their young players, some of whom made their major league debuts last season, while others established themselves as stars of the future. Last spring, Trembley predicted that center fielder Adam Jones would be "the most improved player in the American League this year," and Trembley wasn't far off. Jones, 24, made the All-Star team, and hit .277 with 19 homers and 70 RBIs in 473 at-bats.

Left fielder Nolan Reimold made his major league debut last year, and finished with a .279 average and 15 home runs in 358 at-bats. And then there is catcher Matt Wieters, the prize prospect in an Orioles farm system that was once so dry, and now is churning out players. Wieters, 23, hit .288 with nine home runs in 354 at-bats. He may not be Joe Mauer, as the hype machine predicted, but all who have seen him think he will be a very good player.

"I'm so much more comfortable this spring," Wieters said. "Instead of having eyes wide open and wondering, 'What's going on?' now there's a feel for what's going on. Last year, I got a huge ovation before I even took an at-bat in the major leagues, which was great. But now it's time to prove myself. Now it's time to really work with the pitching staff."

Roberts was Wieters' mentor last year. "My one piece of advice for him was that he will never, ever live up to the expectations that people put on you, no one could,'' Roberts said. "He hit .350 two years in a row in the minor leagues, he wasn't going to just walk into things up here and do that. I mean, we had a sellout for his first game, and it was because of him. So I told him to forget the expectations, have fun and realize that it's a process. He handled things so maturely last year, way beyond his years."

Josh Bell, Baltimore's third baseman of the future, slugged a solo homer from each side of the plate against the Rays on Wednesday.There are potential stars coming in the rotation, also. Right-hander Chris Tillman, who was acquired with Jones and others from Seattle three years ago in the deal for Erik Bedard, made 12 major league starts last year. They weren't impressive statistically, but what he learned should help him immeasurably as he moves into his first full season in the major leagues.

"His stuff is unbelievable,'' said Wieters. "He can ramp it up to the mid-90s, and has a great 12-to-6 curveball. His changeup is very useful, and this spring, he's working on a cutter.''

The best young pitcher in the system is also one of the best young pitchers in the game, Brian Matusz, 23, who went 5-2 in eight starts last year. "Two years ago, he was the best pitcher I saw in the Arizona Fall League,'' one scout said. "Last year, he was one of the best pitchers I saw in the minor leagues. He has a great feel for pitching. Not many kids do.''

He will be the ace of the staff before long.

"He has tremendous poise,'' said Jones. "Last year, he would give up a hit or a walk, and he'd get right back on the mound. Nothing bothered him. And he has pretty good stuff, too.''

With a rotation of Millwood, Guthrie, Matusz, Tillman and Brad Bergesen, who went 7-5 with a 3.43 ERA last year as a rookie, the Orioles have the makings of a good rotation. Compare that to the past decade of losing in Baltimore. A veteran writer in Baltimore was asked to pick the Orioles' five best starters for the past decade. He chose Bedard, Guthrie, Rodrigo Lopez, Daniel Cabrera and Sidney Ponson. Together they went 248-270 in that span.

But now, finally, things are starting to turn in Baltimore.

"We're going in the right direction,'' Trembley said. "We have depth now in the minor leagues, also. We didn't sign a bunch of six-year free agents this winter. The guys we have are ours, we developed them. Tejada said it best. He said we're not running our player developmental department in the big leagues anymore. Now it's about the team. It's about winning.''

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CARTOON OF THE WEEK

Posted by Anonymous On 5:21 PM 0 comments



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by Anthony Barnes


So James Cameron thinks global warming is just as dangerous as WWII? And he is imploring us to do something about it. Lets just put this into perspective.


First James before you tell someone else to do something perhaps you should give up your mansion which I am sure uses quite a bit of electricity and energy.


Or if you can't do that maybe you could not fly on a private jet to promote your anti-military movie, about blue dirt-worshippers.


Maybe you could just stop making movies, because you know James there is a massive amount of energy used up to run the computers, cameras, and lighting that it takes to bring a movie to life.





When are these people going to admit it that this is their religion. Stop trying to make it into a life or death struggle for the planet, and just admit that your life is empty and your trying to fill it with this junk science to give you a purpose.


Not to mention the giant slap in the face to the sacrifice the honorable men and women who served during WWII. To minimize the horror and memories by comparing a debunked and dishonest science to the greatest calamity of the 20th century is inexcusable.


So next time James when you feel like preaching your gospel to the masses and minimizing the struggles of our grandfathers with your twisted idealogy why don't you just bite your lip.


Afterall you used to be a truck driver so maybe you should concentrate on your own carbon footprint before you tell others what to do.

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